I know, I've got some weird obsessions. TV being one of them. We all know that pregnancy and sleep can produce wacky dreams. Well, when I woke up from this one I was strangely happy:
To start off with, I am grocery shopping. Alone with no other kids, however, I am pregnant in my dream. I see Ozzy and Amanda (from Survivor) and Julianne Hough (from Dancing with the Stars) off "conspiring" with each other.
I was so excited to see them in real life I decided to walk past them and down the next aisle and pretend I needed something down it. Well, I walk past and turn the corner. All the sudden, Ozzy yells out, "You are totally trying to hear what we are talking about! You don't need anything down that aisle. I see you in here all the time and I KNOW you don't need anything down there!" I reply, "Yes I do! I need a new laundry basket (which I really do)" Then Ozzy yells out to me again, "Well, I used to work here and the laundry baskets aren't down that aisle. I'll help you get one, though." With that he sprinted across the store and climbed up a tall shelf (just like monkey) and grabbed me one.
Okay, weird, but it gets even more strange.
Then, we (I can't remember who I'm with at this point) are driving away from the grocery store and the person I'm with says, "Hey, I need to stop at my friend Ellen's house. Do you mind if we stop by right now?" and I say, "That's fine." So she tells me how to get there. We pull up and go in and her friend is Ellen Degeneres. Ellen happens to be extremely pregnant and is excited to see me large with child too. She invites us in and offers us some nuts and apples with carmel dip. We sit down and are just making small talk when Ellen says, "Hey, I have a good idea, let's dance around like that baby from Ally McBeal!" And I'm totally excited about it. We jump up and start dancing around. It was so much fun!
Then I woke up. Weird, but good.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Me and my buddy Ellen D.
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15 comments:
wow nanc....i think that's a sign that you need to not be preggers anymore.
I wish that was my dream! I love it! K so that dancing baby from Ally McBeal totally reminds me of that guy from Crossland, I don't remember his name, but his brother was Brandon who Jess went out with a time or two. What was his name? He was a different man. But very nice of course!
Cami, I think you are thinking of Craig Horrocks . . . right? Why does that baby remind you of him?
I would have commented to Julianne on her nice mellons. Of course in my dream we would have been in the produce isle and I would have had my hands in the cantelope pile so it would have been ok
I love Ellen. I think if she were to have a baby though that Porsche would be the mommy role. That would be so awesome if your new baby did the baby dance. Ha Ha Har he ha, I'm laughing right now. Great dream.
Craig Horrocks! Thank you! That baby reminds me of craig because, that is where I first saw the baby! On his computer like 2 years before it was on Ally McBeal. I know you saw it on there too!
I can relate to strange crazy pregnant dreams. It is just hill-air that they are about your obsessions. Weird.
The facts of life, the facts of life.
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and then you have- The Facts of Life! You just have crazy preggers dreams. Ohhh Ellen.
Oh Nance, only you....
You are hillarious.
Okay, I am laughing my ass off right now, YES I said ass even though I don't have one. You crack me up. I LOVE YOU!
A big salute to my fellow prego friend. What is it with pregnancy and psychotic dreams? Mine all seem to be centered around sex for some reason!
I love that Ozzy climbed like a monkey...that's my favorite part.
Hey! Can you please e-mail me your mom's address? I have a thank you card for her.
You are so funny. I could totally see you getting into the dancing thing. ha! ha!
Can't believe you are about to become a mother again! Good luck on your induction. We miss you here in Murray!
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